-> "Now Awakened"
Original Song Title:
"Like A Virgin"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Now Awakened"
The Lyrics
I made it through a horrid mess
Frozen, I slept straight on through
Some catastrophic event happened
Aliens arrived too!
Now I’m awake and encased
This is bad, locked into this suit
And it makes me feel
Sick, so very ill yet (it’s)
Complex and cool
[Chorus]
Now awakened
Asleep for a very long time
Now awakened
And in danger
What will I find?
Gotta learn to use AI toy
My strength is fading really fast
I must first locate some food
So I can complete my task
Man appears in strange gear
Pulls a gun, fires some form of bolt
He was all freaked out
Chased me all about, then
Killed his family back home
Now awakened
Asleep for a very long time
Now awakened
And in danger
What will I find?
Oh, Oh, No!!!
I’m confined in suit design
And someone’s tampered with my mind
So this makes me feel
That I am far less real
Less human inside
Now awakened
Asleep for a very long time
Now awakened
And in danger
What will I find?
Now awakened, Oh, No!
Now awakened
Creatures are outside
And their gaseous, and they‘re vicious, and they zapped me
Oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no, oh, oh, no
Futility
Dropping down to my knees
Can’t survive this time…
Was reborn to die...
SIT REP: HOPELESS!!!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.6 | |
How Funny: | 4.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.7 | |
|
Total Votes: | 19 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 2 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 17 | |
| 17 | |
| 17 | |
|