Song Parodies -> "Binaca Spray"

Original Song Title:

"Holiday"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Binaca Spray"

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The Lyrics

Who doesn't remember when Binaca came out to replace gum and breath mints like Tic-Tacs and Dynamints as a source of breath refresher prior to some serious kissing on a date???

Binaca spray, Breath smells great
Binaca spray, Breath smells great

[Chorus:]
If we took some Binaca spray
Then our breath would smell great
Just one pump or twice
In the mouth, would feel so nice

Everybody’s spreadin’ germs
And the mouth is no exception
Kissing all across the world
In every nation
It's time for chlorine dioxide
Forget about the breath mints, oh yeah
Spearmint or Peppermint flavor
To bring couples together
We need Binaca spray

If we took some Binaca spray
Then our breath would smell great
Just one pump or twice
In the mouth, would feel so nice

You can turn this situation around
Put all those gums and Tic-Tacs away
Spray your mouth down
It's time your breath smelled great
Buy it for $1.99
And you will find, it
Brings your lips together
Making kissing better
We need Binaca spray

If we took some Binaca spray
Then our breath would smell great
Just one pump or twice
In the mouth, would feel so nice

Binaca spray, Breath smells great
Binaca spray, Breath smells great

If we took some Binaca spray
Then our breath would smell great
Just one pump or twice
In the mouth, would feel so nice

Binaca spray, Breath smells great
Binaca spray, Breath smells great

Binaca spray, sweet sensation
Couples together in every nation

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WCJ - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment

So that's the crap that they are always spraying in their mouths! ;-D (no offense intended) Great parody, sprays away the competition! 5's! :-)

Rob Arndt - August 01, 2011 - Report this comment

Personally, I miss Dynamints b/c they had more flavors than Tic Tacs (then) and had a bit of a spicy kick: http://www.inthe70s.com/food/images/user-image-1202154009.jpg

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