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Song Parodies -> "Milton Berle"
Original Song Title:
"Who's That Girl"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Milton Berle"
Parody Written by:
Wild Child JIN
The Lyrics
I'm sure Old Man Ribber is going to really eat this one up! LOL!! ;-D
Milton Berle, Milton Berle
Milton began, his performing at the age of five
He started, at the Palace Theater acting live
A master, of laughter makes you split your sides
Then he Became a star
And he always, carried a cigar
Chorus:
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle
You can’t help, avoid laughing until you choke
He’s the man who’s, told more than a thousand jokes
If opportunity doesn’t knock, all you do is build a door
With all the jokes that he’d mock
You’d be rolling round and round on the floor
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle
I love to laugh, and I laugh so I can live
I love to laugh, I feel so alive now
(Instrumental Break….)
A master, of laughter makes you split your sides
And now that he is a star
He still carrying around a cigar
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle
I love to laugh, and I laugh so I can live
I laugh to live, Please someone stop me now
Milton Berle
Wow!, Milton Berle
Wow!, Milton Berle
Wow!, Milton Berle!
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
(Repeat Chorus and Fade Out….)
Milton began, his performing at the age of five
He started, at the Palace Theater acting live
A master, of laughter makes you split your sides
Then he Became a star
And he always, carried a cigar
Chorus:
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle
You can’t help, avoid laughing until you choke
He’s the man who’s, told more than a thousand jokes
If opportunity doesn’t knock, all you do is build a door
With all the jokes that he’d mock
You’d be rolling round and round on the floor
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle
I love to laugh, and I laugh so I can live
I love to laugh, I feel so alive now
(Instrumental Break….)
A master, of laughter makes you split your sides
And now that he is a star
He still carrying around a cigar
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle
I love to laugh, and I laugh so I can live
I laugh to live, Please someone stop me now
Milton Berle
Wow!, Milton Berle
Wow!, Milton Berle
Wow!, Milton Berle!
A.K.A. Uncle Miltie, Milton Berle
They call him, Mr. Television, Milton Berle
Child star, The Boy Wonder, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
You can dub him, The Thief of Bad Gags, Milton Berle (Milton Berle)
(Repeat Chorus and Fade Out….)
I do parodies better with my V's and C's! ;-) Original quote from Milton: "I do everything better in my BVDs" LOL! :-D
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JIN - Unlike this fine parody, not all humor has to be sophisticated to be on target. And Milton Berle is funny as hell! Good job. ;D
Thank you OMR for the V & C! :-) I had a difficult time finding a theme for this parody due to the fact that there are not very many words that rhyme with the word "girl" Once again, Thanks! :-)
DKTOS, but I Iike Uncle Miltie. And I like the parody. I once did something about UM: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/tseliot1.shtml
Ole MB was always a favorite of mine..good tribute.
Thank You everyone for all the V's and C's! Yes, Milton Berle was a very funny performer in his time, and of course still is today! :-) I know that I can't be as funny as him, but then again I don't want to, because here at amiright we are all funny people in our own special way! Thanks again everybody! :-) :-) :-)
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