Song Parodies -> "I'm a Virgin"

Original Song Title:

"Like a Virgin"

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Original Performer:

"I'm a Virgin"

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The Lyrics

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I'm gonna keep my tenderness
My privates are unused
I will make sure I'm untouched
I'll never reproduce

S.T.D's
Doctors fees
Baby Dad
It is sad but true
But I'll never feel
No, I'll never squeal
I won't be used

I'm a virgin
No one can touch on my vine
I'm a virgin
Can't touch my meat
That's my choice

I Won't give you any love now
My lust is fleeting fast
Never be a slutty dude
Cause condoms may not last

I am kind and refined
Feelings strong, But I'll keep control
No I won't poke out
No I won't poke out
Even when I'm old

I'm a virgin hey
As I'll be for all my time
I'm a virgin
Won't stain my sheets
In black light
WooOooh, Wooooooh, Wooooooh

I don't mind your unkind
So up yours I know I look fine
You can't make me feel
Yeah, I'll never feel
Too empty inside

I'm a virgin hey
Stay celibate my whole life
I'm a virgin
Won't see me skeet
Pants zipped tight

I'm a virgin, ooh, ooh
I'm a virgin
I won't have a bride
Cannot touch me
Cannot have me
Cannot love me

Ooooooooooooooooh
No Baby
Truth is you can't have me
cause I am not mankind

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Matthias - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Wow... Dave doing a virgin that's not too rare but Dave doing a parody about being a virgin now that's extremely hard to find! Well done with this one Dave.

TJC - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Funnny stuff Dave! You've got to learn to let go of the cone-bra though...

John Barry - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

I'm vergin' on give you fives. . .I will.

Patrick - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

When the doctor asks if you ever had any sexually transmitted diseases, you can always reply "Does carpal tunnel syndrome count"?

Old Man Ribber - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

This is a wonderful parody...but this definitely is NOT your first time! ;D

Below Average Dave - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Thank you all, yeah Matty and OMR, pretty right on, just like Madonna--I'm not Like a Virgin--but I am well refurbished:) Fun song to write

Tommy Turtle - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Your whole "life"? What, a nun? :)
Hymenating -- I mean, hyphenating - last word would have emphasized the pun: "not man-kind", but it was LOL anyway. 555 for your virtue-OS-ity.

@ Patrick: LOL!

Christie Marie M - September 14, 2010 - Report this comment

Oh, my virgin ears! You sure wrote an awesome parody, Dave! Protecting you with 5's!

Ann Hammond - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment

he he

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