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Song Parodies -> "Select Series: I Must Be Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"It Must Be Love"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Select Series: I Must Be Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Stephen Harrington

The Lyrics

This is the final parody in the select series, the theme is drunken parody! EthanM picked the original song to which this parody goes.
I never knew I'd drink rum
quite as much as I do
and I never knew I'd feel so strange
the way I get around booze

And now as I drink up, everynight, everyway
I see that it's rum I feed, to make the fun a day

I must be drunk.. drunk, drunk
I musk bee drunk.. drunk, drunk
something fore, nothing best, drunk in the mess

How can I see that there are
twins of you win in blurs
kiss you and drink free
drink the beers and the furs

I've want to take four shots, every tight, every lay
I shouldn't me drinking, any butter say

I muz be drun.. drun, drun
I muk bee druk.. druk, druk
ton thin tore, none sin pest, crunk as a guest

Ash shoon ash I drink un, every life, every clay
I kno tha it'z run I lead, to cake the sun a ray

I muss bee drun.. drun, drun
I musk tea druk.. druk, druk

I russ re runk.. runk, runk
I puss de kuck.. kuck, kuck
I lust be stunk.. stunk, stunk
I gus me puk.. puk, puk
I fuss fee tunk.. tunk, tunk
I puzz we guk.. guk, guk

(fade out, or is it black out?)
I wrote it this way intentionally, as to show the stages of intoxication. That's it for the select song series, thanks to everyone who picked a song off of the list for me to parody. Any comments?

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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alvin rhodes - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
love the degeneration
Stephen Harrington - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you alvin!
Red Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I got lost aftter the second verse, but I suppose the hypothetical alcohol was starting to take effect on you by then. Congrats on finishing your series too.
Larry Hensley - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny, especially with getting drunker. 5s
Stephen Harrington - February 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you Red Ant and Larry!
Jake Maddocks - November 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Amazing :) this song, I'll post the link to this song in a few days, in the recording stage now ;)

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