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Song Parodies -> "Hall o' Losers"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Leonard Cohen

Parody Song Title:

"Hall o' Losers"

Parody Written by:

Burl Esk & Burl Ires

The Lyrics

We're hearing nothing but discord
Same shit each day and we're getting bored
We really don’t care for these screwballs, do you?
Place full of twits
Giving us fits
And one and all are full of shit
A daffy ring of bozos, Hall o’ losers

Hall o’ losers…

The place is wrong, every move a goof
A Wonderland devoid of truth
A crew who proves each day they’re out to screw you
They tithe their patrons and don’t care
That they drive the country to despair
And from their lips lies issue, Hall o’ users

Hall o’ users…

Crazies who stand up on the floor
And prate-rape your ears till they’re sore
The sick dimwitted drone does bad things to you
For leadership we thirst, but we’re parched
There’s none in this place marble-arched
It’s a dolt-ridden and broken Hall o’ loonies

Hall o’ loonies…

There was a time when they still would crow
But at least get things done. Now, no!
It’s a Con job coven with real bad juju
All these members with nothing to do
Except posture and propose doo-doo
In every breath that they spew in Hall o’ losers

Hall o’ losers…

If there were a god above
He’d/She’s straighten out this crooked gov
But the clock is unwound and it is cuckoo
It’s bad on the left, bad on the right
Bicameral and bipolar site
It’s a brazen ripoff broken Hall o’ douchers

Hall o’ douchers…

Many take the lord’s name in vain
While grafting, grifting without shame
“Uplifting” isn’t the word that comes to you
It is most likely another term
Some examples: “weasel”, “thief” and “worm”
“Aholes” would also fit the Hall o’ screw ya’s

Hall o’ screw ya’s…

They’ve done much to get us in Dutch
Of nutjob they have got the touch
Everything they do is designed to fool you
The Potomac wind blows a pong
Across the land, the stench is strong
Need Hercules to scrub out Hall o’ loo-ers

Hall o’ losers…

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Patrick - October 01, 2013 - Report this comment
You did a whole lot of the many verses Cohen originally wrote. Captures the feel of this con-gress perfectly. It's not a shut-down, it's a paid vacation for a lot of people deemed in their own argot as "non-essential". If they are non-essential, why are they draining my limited funds to pay their bloated salaries?

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