Song Parodies -> "PG&E Explosion"

Original Song Title:

"The Locomotion"

Original Performer:

"PG&E Explosion"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Is THIS funny enough for you guys???

Everybody's scared of a brand new threat now
(C'mon people, what‘s all this commotion?)
Threat of an underground pipe leak
Anytime it could blow now
(C'mon people, what‘s all this commotion?)
My entire community is suddenly panicking
It's harder than ever to trust PG&E
So calm down, calm down,
Pray for no PG&E explosion today!!!

You gotta flee your house now
Come on people, load up, don’t look back
Gas smell… try not to have a heart attack

Now that you have seen it
Let PG&E explain now
(C'mon people, what‘s all this commotion?)
We’ve waited several years, for them to tell us-HOW???
(C'mon people, what‘s all this commotion?)
Fire fighters fought hard and they lost control
It’s so hard to combat natural gas as a fuel
So calm down, calm down,
Pray for no PG&E explosion today!!!
Calm down, calm down,
Pray for no PG&E explosion today!!!
Help!

(Sound of sirens in the distance)

No one can survive a PG&E explosion
(C'mon people, what‘s all this commotion?)
Better hold hands in prayer if you get the notion
(C'mon people, what‘s all this commotion?)
They claim they’ve inspected all the pipes through-n-through
If it still doesn’t make you happy
Where are you gonna move to???
So calm down, calm down, pray for no PG&E explosion today!!!
You gotta flee your house now

Calm down, calm down,
Pray for no PG&E explosion today!!!
Help!
Calm down, calm down,
Pray for no PG&E explosion today!!!
You gotta flee your house now

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Wild Child JIN - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Not sure what PG&E is, but yes this is a funny enough song for me Rob! 5's! :-)

Rob Arndt - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Pacific Gas & Electric... you remember, the HUGE underground gas pipeline EXPLOSIONS!!! that blew up and had Californians panicking all through the state!!!

Wild Child JIN - June 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Since I rarely watch the news, I never even knew about it, let alone remember it.... :-o

Susanna Viljanen - June 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Robert, you sure have learned how to write parodies which are both witty and funny - and fun to sing! 555.

Rob Arndt - July 04, 2011 - Report this comment

TY Susanna, but a lot of my parodies are also dark and disturbing ;-D

and then there's Maude - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment

HA HA....did you send this to PG&E!! JERKS!!! Good one Rob!!

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