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Song Parodies -> "Holy Knights"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Nights"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Holy Knights"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Saladin has taken our holy city
He's Muslim, we think that's pretty shitty
Richard is king - but you'd hardly know
Just one year in ten of his reign is he home
We'll make heathens sorry they tried to invade
Our people are Christians, this is our crusade

We are holy, holy, holy, holy knights
We are holy, holy, holy, holy knights

To make us go, they told this holy story:
You die crusading, you'll skip through purgatory
So we go out fighting, like we give a toss
Dressed in a sheet with a great big red cross
Crusaders returning, again and again
From Italy, France and England and Spain

Chorus x2

But it will take years, nine hundred and ten
Till England and France fight alongside again
Knights in tin armour, knights bearing swords
Knights who are fighting for holy rewards

These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy knights
These are crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy knights
Repeat to fade

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