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Song Parodies -> "Santa's Retired (A 2068 Climate Change Christmas Carol)"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven's on fire"

Original Performer:

Kiss

Parody Song Title:

"Santa's Retired (A 2068 Climate Change Christmas Carol)"

Parody Written by:

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.
I think of Yule and the way it was
It's gone with temperature rise
The climate change had no Santa clause
The old ways all have died

It's getting warmer every Christmas Eve
By now some ultra-sunblock's what I need
I've trimmed my AC up to hyperspeed

Gone are bees, birds and all fliers
Blacktop heat's melting the tyres
Scale's so high demons transpire
Hell and Main signed a ceasefire

From passing burger meat and poop and farts
By health inspectors on take
Warming didn't stop, now we have to plop
Inside when the morning breaks

It's getting warmer by each dug out weald
The last white ground here was a popcorn field
Old type sweatshops' were we go to freeze

Rising heat, steadily higher
Crossed the sea, North Pole caught fire
Rudolph died, burned while flyin'
After that Santa retired

Ooooo - Santa's retired!
Ooooo - Santa's retired!
Ooooo

Solo - Repeat Chorus - Out

© Peter Andersson.

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Matthias - December 31, 2018 - Report this comment
This was a great idea! It sucks that the Amiright Reunion has seemed to die out too. Oh well... Nothing lasts forever! This was still a very fun song and a great idea!
Peter Andersson - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
Thanks Matthias! And to all you One Guys out there - would you still have voted all these 1:s if I'd made it clear in the intro that I don't really believe in the promised Global Warming Catastrophe and that this parody was all a memes used for fun play on it? :-P
alphabet - January 03, 2019 - Report this comment
To all the of the 13 "guys" who voted ones, meaning the one guy who voted 13 times for ones, you should stop. Everyone knows that if you manipulate the website in a certain way you can achieve this result. This trick is as old as a Commodore 64, and twice as dusty. And it simply amplifies the sense of negativity that is ruining this place. So cut it out, would ya?

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