Havin' a do in our backyard lot
A feast of burgers and fries
They want it all, and my nerves are shot
Ten hunger-driven guys

A ragin' smoker, baby, sears the beef
A flamin' grill to bring them all relief
Just let me light it, then we're gonna eat

Gasoline, makin' flames higher
Look at me, portable pyre
Burnin' threads, no attire
Glowin' red, Kevin's on fire

Turned on the heater but it didn't start
My feet are icy and cold
Startin' to think, that it's on the blink
Could be 'cause it's ten years old

I turn the gas up, I can hear it hiss
Don't worry baby, I can handle this
Strike a match, now what could go amiss

Pilot light, flarin' up higher
I ignite, like a deep fryer
Shorts get singed, could be dire
Once again, Kevin's on fire

Oh ho, Kevin's on fire, oh ho, Kevin's on fire, oh ho

I got my crackpipe, baby, got my bong
I'm gonna smoke my brains out all night long
There's nothin' to it, hey, what could go wrong

Freebase hit, takin' me higher
Holy sh**, pullin' a Pryor
My last toke, I retire
Up in smoke, Kevin's on fire

Gasoline, makin' flames higher
Look at me, portable pyre
Burnin' threads, no attire
Glowin' red, Kevin's on fire

Pilot light, flarin' up higher
I ignite, like a deep fryer
Shorts get singed, could be dire
Once again, Kevin's on fire