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Song Parodies -> "Highway to The Manger Zone"
Original Song Title:
"Highway to The Danger Zone"
Original Performer:
Kenny Loggins
Parody Song Title:
"Highway to The Manger Zone"
Parody Written by:
CML
The Lyrics
This "Epiphany Carol" by Kenny Loggins will be featured in a never to be coming Tom Cruise blockbuster about the Nativity called "Top Son"
Starting from the Orient
Bearing gifts of myrrh and gold
Towards the Star of Wonder
Per the prophecies foretold
Highway to the Manger Zone
Riding towards the Manger Zone
In the House of Herod
Asking if he's heard the news
You got a baby in a manger
Soon to be the King of Jews
Highway to the Manger Zone
We're riding straight into .. the Manger Zone
Well, you never know where it leads
Until you reach a little town called Bethlehem
And you never know what he can do
When Herod learns the truth from your report
Arriving at the creche
Adored the child on bended knee
Angel in a dream
Warns of Herod's treachery
Highway to the Manger zone
Riding towards the Manger Zone
Highway to the Manger Zone
We're riding straight into .. the Manger Zone
Highway to the Manger Zone
Riding to .. the MANGER ZONE ...
Bearing gifts of myrrh and gold
Towards the Star of Wonder
Per the prophecies foretold
Highway to the Manger Zone
Riding towards the Manger Zone
In the House of Herod
Asking if he's heard the news
You got a baby in a manger
Soon to be the King of Jews
Highway to the Manger Zone
We're riding straight into .. the Manger Zone
Well, you never know where it leads
Until you reach a little town called Bethlehem
And you never know what he can do
When Herod learns the truth from your report
Arriving at the creche
Adored the child on bended knee
Angel in a dream
Warns of Herod's treachery
Highway to the Manger zone
Riding towards the Manger Zone
Highway to the Manger Zone
We're riding straight into .. the Manger Zone
Highway to the Manger Zone
Riding to .. the MANGER ZONE ...
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BTW, there was an actual rumor* that Tom Cruise was about to start production on "Top Son" He was going to cast himself as Balthazar and have MaCauley Culkin play the Christ Child with Madonna playing (against type, obviously) the Virgin Mary. Sadly, the whole thing fell through when Macauley was busted for trafficking in Xanax
*Actually there really wasnt a rumor at all. In fact, it was a more of a rumor about a rumor. In other words, a total figment of my imagination
Actually, the original song title (or lyrics) is 'I went to the Danger Zone'. Nonetheless, you made a terrific parody. Can't complain one bit about it.
I humbly accept your correction. You know I'd love to take credit for that title ... so, hey I think I will. But seriously, Ladies and Germs, I saw the title somewhere. Once I had the title the three mini stanzas were easy. The bridge between stanza II and III was a bit of a problem, simply because it was so lame and poorly written, as if Kenny Loggins slapped it together 10 seconds before recording the song
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