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Song Parodies -> "Mother Goose"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"Mother Goose"

Parody Written by:

Pauly Gerard

The Lyrics

Jack, be nimble and quick
Jump over that candlestick,
It might not be many words,
But kids really like it a lot.

Each rhyme's a treasure,
Without any copyright dread,
So as you prepare
To nestle into your bed...

CHORUS: We should thank a Goose, Mother Goose,
For ending your unimaginative blues,
With hick dickory dock, the mouse inside the grandfather clock,
Humpty Dumpty vs. a wall, he loses by having a fall,
But you won't lose & it's thanks to Mother Goose!

Sure for toddlers are what they're made,
With smartphones instead you played,
But can a Samsung bring you thrills
Everytime you saw Jack and Jill? Yeah
& Sing a song of sixpence
Where those crows and black ducks were baked in a pie,
Stephanie Meyer can bite me, I'm a old school children's literature kind of guy...!

Thanks to Miss Shmooze, Mother Goose,
Give a saxophone to Little Boy Blue,
As you can see, I know them all from A toZ,
Mary's lamb's white as snow, but they'll need a restraining order, good to go,
& that fam who live in a shoe, from the psyche of Mother Goose!

Mot-her-Goose!! (Old MacDonald) 3x

The cow jumped over the moon
The dish made out with the spoon
While a fat cat fiddlin' out!


Yes I really love, yes, I really love,
Yes, I really love, yes, I really love,
Yes I really love, yes, I really love,

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