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Song Parodies -> "Fart Loose"

Original Song Title:

"Footloose"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"Fart Loose"

Parody Written by:

harry

The Lyrics

Fart Loose

Been farting so hard
I'm hunching my hind
Eight hours, fart guts
Oh, smelly what I've shot
I've rot this squealing
Shat grime's just smoldering brown
I'll spit them squealing
More smells I'll flare up this town

Now I gotta caboose
fart loose, kick off my stinky shoes
Wheeze, you wheeze, pull my finger, release!
Crack, butt crack, bum on real sore butt crack
'scuse your 'snooze', everybody cuts farts loose

You're playing so cool, whoa, braying all that gruel!
seep, bray brown in your farts
More churning, burning from the bum—run, buddy, don't smell, ew!
Fat wife, aunt, gassing phews by
I'm dying don't smell, ew!
Grits, swill, whiff phew! don't need to cry

Mules let fly, whiff, lewd moaning caboose,
Dead goose, kick off those stinky shoes
Ooh-whee, hiney, shake it, bake it, farts flee!
Whoah, let go, come on, come on, jets flow!
Abuse your muse, everybody cuts farts loose

Phew, rot to burn, flee my ground
Man, butts sure tweet out the sounds
Rotten, baked, the mold in halls

I'm churning loose, farts loose, kick off the smelly shoes
Wheeze, you wheeze, push one out of hineys
Crack, butt crack, come on, butts snore, butt cracks
Lose your blues, everybody cut farts loose
dead goose, kick off the stinky shoes
Wheeze, you wheeze, let one out, get some Febreze!
Smack, your crack, butt crack, bum on real sore, butt crack,

Snooze, you lose, eggy butt cuts, eggy butt cuts
Eggy putty cuts, eggy butt cuts
Everybody cut, everybody cut
Everybody, everybody cuts farts loose!

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