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Song Parodies -> "Cooked Goose"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"Cooked Goose"

Parody Written by:

Michael E Cormier

The Lyrics

1. I'm drivin' my car
Away from the bar
Eight beers. So what?
Don't tell me not to drive, you nut

My car is speedin'
I can't see the clouds in the sky
More beer I'm needin
Uh oh, I'm seeing those red and blue lights (chorus)

Now, I got a cooked goose
Cooked goose
In the court, I know I'll lose
Screwed me royally
My wife is gonna kill me
The cops said stop
Before my tires were shot
Now I lose. I got the blues
Man, I didn't need a cooked goose

2. I blew into a breath tube
Felling just like a boob
Why didn't my stupid car stall
After I sucked down all that alcohol

Now I'm needin
A lawyer that will work for free
Cause my wife is leavin
And takin' all of my money

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the
Ann Hammond - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Michael E Cormier - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you for your comments. Glad I could make you giggle. I'll be trying out more songs in the future. Stay tuned!
Kristof Robertson - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful stuff, Michael....I could almost hear the sirens! 555
Jack Wilson - January 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Awesome job Mike! Any relation to Rick?
Michael E Cormier - January 11, 2007 - Report this comment
No, sorry. Don't have any relatives named "Rick" ( That I know of ,that is) I appreciate the compliment though. Thanx
Michael E Cormier - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry Kristof, almost didn't see you there. Thanx to you too

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