1. I'm drivin' my car
Away from the bar
Eight beers. So what?
Don't tell me not to drive, you nut

My car is speedin'
I can't see the clouds in the sky
More beer I'm needin
Uh oh, I'm seeing those red and blue lights (chorus)

Now, I got a cooked goose
Cooked goose
In the court, I know I'll lose
Screwed me royally
My wife is gonna kill me
The cops said stop
Before my tires were shot
Now I lose. I got the blues
Man, I didn't need a cooked goose

2. I blew into a breath tube
Felling just like a boob
Why didn't my stupid car stall
After I sucked down all that alcohol

Now I'm needin
A lawyer that will work for free
Cause my wife is leavin
And takin' all of my money