Song Parodies -> "Big Loose Caboose"

Original Song Title:

"Footloose"

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Original Performer:

"Big Loose Caboose"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

For (but not about) Jack Wilson.

My Neon - broke down
I'm banned from - Greyhound
When planes - crash land
You're forced to eat your friends

But I'd cross oceans
If you'd just lay down some tracks
Your loco motions
Make me blow smoke through my stacks!

Because you got a big loose
Caboose
How was that beast produced?
Dear - that rear
Needs its own engineer
O - verload
The T&A Railroad
Loose - caboose
Glad that we've been introduced

You're sporting - full weight
Transporting buttloads of freight
You're bulgin' outta those tracks
Your wagon's! draggin'! but your
Your ride is terrific
I dig bumpy not flat
Union Pacific
Ain't used to haulin' ass like that!

Dude, it's phat

Yeah you got a big loose
Caboose
Give that machine more juice
Wide rails - Your tail's
No toy like Li-o-nel's
Jack - Amtrak
Don't have as much 'round back
Loose - caboose
Man it chugga choo choo choos

(Go-o-o-oh-oh!)
Loose - ca - boose
(Go-o-o-oh-oh!)
Loose - ca - boose
(Go-o-o-oh-oh!)
Loose - ca - boose
Ahhhh -
(Chug!) You've got the thing that withstood
(Chugga!) The Little Engine That Could
(Chug!) Some cargo, no one can pull
[Sounds of increasing motor strain]

That's engine abuse!

Caboose
All of the crew's amused
Yes - God bless
Your South Polar Express
Friend - your end
Makes signals clang again
Loose - caboose
Lemme put that car to use

Caboose
Huge as the Hughes Spruce Goose
Maid's - last stage
Puts the 'broad' in 'broad gauge'
Brand - your land
That thing is Rio Grande
Loose - caboose

Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everybody! Everyone loves YOUR caboose!

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DKTOS? - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at www.spaff.com/dktos

Johnny D - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

There's only Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon between The Mighty Spaff and Kenny Loggins!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon

Stephen Harrington - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Ammusing it is, 555.

Matthias - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm sorry.... "This song is the butt of all jokes!"

Rex - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Now this is a parody we can all get behind.

Spaff.com - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanx, Step-Chan & St Matthias & Wrecks!

Johnny BD: I've been in a couple of amateur films with my buddy Mark. Mark appears as an extra in "Footloose." So my Bacon Number is only 2. I couldn't be more proud.

MrMacphisto - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment

One of the best I've read... 5-5-5

bobpiecheese - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Well, that was the best I've read today. Definitely better than the one I submitted today. Man, I'd kill to get a recording of this...

Spaff.com - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment

Why, thank you, McFist & creamcheesepie. I don't have anyone who needs killing at the moment, but I can think of at least one person who deserves a serious wedgie. You in?

Jack Wilson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, for dedicating ti to me, bu tI dotn knwo what amd eit for me? Hmm well 555!

Spaff.com - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Jackie: I took your comment to a CIA cryptographer, whose best guess was that your comment was an inquiry as to why I dedicated this to you. (Heh heh.) Don't worry; it had nothing to do with your caboose. I just remembered promising you a looooong time ago that I'd do a "Footloose" parody, and, well, I finally did one.

Jack Wilson - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh yeah! This was great!

Spaff.com - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks again, Local Celeb.

Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment

You're welcome Spaff!

Jack Wilson - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment

Oh the irony. I was just looking on IMDB at movies thatw ere filmed in Utah, was just curuious, and Footloose was filmed there.

Spaff.com - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Jackie: My buddy Mark is an extra in it. He had lunch with Sarah Jessica Parker one day. I'll bet she still posts comments about it too.

Jack Wilson - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Whoa! Thats awesome! Man,youve got quite the entourage. A friend whos dad was a weatherman, one who was in Footloose, you and Robert Lund on Dr. Demento,one that does movies for Jeremy Piven....

Jack Wilson - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Wait,you were an extra in it too? AWESOME!

Spaff.com - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment

That's me, Jackie: Mr. Entourage. I wasn't in Footloose, however; they gave my part to John Lithgow.

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