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Song Parodies -> "Big Loose Caboose"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Kenny Loggins

Parody Song Title:

"Big Loose Caboose"

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The Lyrics

For (but not about) Jack Wilson.
My Neon - broke down
I'm banned from - Greyhound
When planes - crash land
You're forced to eat your friends

But I'd cross oceans
If you'd just lay down some tracks
Your loco motions
Make me blow smoke through my stacks!

Because you got a big loose
How was that beast produced?
Dear - that rear
Needs its own engineer
O - verload
The T&A Railroad
Loose - caboose
Glad that we've been introduced

You're sporting - full weight
Transporting buttloads of freight
You're bulgin' outta those tracks
Your wagon's! draggin'! but your
Your ride is terrific
I dig bumpy not flat
Union Pacific
Ain't used to haulin' ass like that!

Dude, it's phat

Yeah you got a big loose
Give that machine more juice
Wide rails - Your tail's
No toy like Li-o-nel's
Jack - Amtrak
Don't have as much 'round back
Loose - caboose
Man it chugga choo choo choos

Loose - ca - boose
Loose - ca - boose
Loose - ca - boose
Ahhhh -
(Chug!) You've got the thing that withstood
(Chugga!) The Little Engine That Could
(Chug!) Some cargo, no one can pull
[Sounds of increasing motor strain]

That's engine abuse!

All of the crew's amused
Yes - God bless
Your South Polar Express
Friend - your end
Makes signals clang again
Loose - caboose
Lemme put that car to use

Huge as the Hughes Spruce Goose
Maid's - last stage
Puts the 'broad' in 'broad gauge'
Brand - your land
That thing is Rio Grande
Loose - caboose

Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everyone aboard! Everyone aboard!
Everybody! Everyone loves YOUR caboose!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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DKTOS? - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at
Johnny D - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
There's only Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon between The Mighty Spaff and Kenny Loggins!
Stephen Harrington - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Ammusing it is, 555.
Matthias - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sorry.... "This song is the butt of all jokes!"
Rex - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Now this is a parody we can all get behind. - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Step-Chan & St Matthias & Wrecks!

Johnny BD: I've been in a couple of amateur films with my buddy Mark. Mark appears as an extra in "Footloose." So my Bacon Number is only 2. I couldn't be more proud.
MrMacphisto - May 31, 2006 - Report this comment
One of the best I've read... 5-5-5
bobpiecheese - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, that was the best I've read today. Definitely better than the one I submitted today. Man, I'd kill to get a recording of this... - June 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Why, thank you, McFist & creamcheesepie. I don't have anyone who needs killing at the moment, but I can think of at least one person who deserves a serious wedgie. You in?
Jack Wilson - June 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, for dedicating ti to me, bu tI dotn knwo what amd eit for me? Hmm well 555! - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Jackie: I took your comment to a CIA cryptographer, whose best guess was that your comment was an inquiry as to why I dedicated this to you. (Heh heh.) Don't worry; it had nothing to do with your caboose. I just remembered promising you a looooong time ago that I'd do a "Footloose" parody, and, well, I finally did one.
Jack Wilson - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yeah! This was great! - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Local Celeb.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You're welcome Spaff!
Jack Wilson - January 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Oh the irony. I was just looking on IMDB at movies thatw ere filmed in Utah, was just curuious, and Footloose was filmed there. - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Jackie: My buddy Mark is an extra in it. He had lunch with Sarah Jessica Parker one day. I'll bet she still posts comments about it too.
Jack Wilson - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Whoa! Thats awesome! Man,youve got quite the entourage. A friend whos dad was a weatherman, one who was in Footloose, you and Robert Lund on Dr. Demento,one that does movies for Jeremy Piven....
Jack Wilson - January 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Wait,you were an extra in it too? AWESOME! - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
That's me, Jackie: Mr. Entourage. I wasn't in Footloose, however; they gave my part to John Lithgow.

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