-> "His Noose"
Original Song Title:
"Footloose"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"His Noose"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
He's been working so hard
The right wing played card
His powers were lost
As A.G., he'll be hot
Bush got done stealing
He dared nominate this clown
Send Ashcroft reeling, or else
He'll tear up your town
Now we don't wanna
Cut loose... his noose,
See through John Ashcroft's ruse
Sack... that hack... keep on with the attack
See him lose, everybody close his noose
He's saying, "I'm cool... "Obey The Law" 's the rule"
Deep way down in his heart
He's burning, yearning for the gun
Somebody should tell him, we're not letting him pass by
He's trying to sell you
Some swill, he'll continue to lie
Won't get by, only if you don't
Cut loose... his noose,
See through John Ashcroft's ruse
You'll see... Johnny... fake it, faking his plea
Whoa, pile it on, pile on, let's go
See him lose, everybody close his noose
Let's pound him into the ground...
And let defeat be the sound...
Before they take over us all...
So do not cut loose
Cut loose... his noose,
See through John Ashcroft's ruse
Sack... that hack... keep on with the attack
See him lose, everybody close his noose
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