Just a plumbing dude
Wearin’ hats and fond of food
He jumped into a pipe goin' anywhere

Just a princess fruit
Not too bright but kinda cute
She is a kidnapped dame almost everywhere

A goomba in a lonely stage
The tick of time counts on the gauge
For a smile grab the star so bright
And play on and on and on and on

Thwompers thwomping
Up and down they hit you hard
Their faces grimace when they fight
Streetwise plumbers
Living just to find a mushroom
High jump, find one, take a BIIIIIIITE

Working hard to get those coins
Jump so high I pull my groin
Running everywhere and stomping guys, to make her mine

I will dodge lakitus
I will hop in big, green shoes
Oh, this level never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Koopas trooping
Back and forth across the yard
Just stomp them, kick them, what a sight
Strange beast looming
Living just in two dimensions
Hiding somewhere to the RIIIIIIGHT

Go stomp on Bowser
In those awesome trousers
Goombas goombing

Mushroom addiction
RehaAaAAAAab
Flowers blooming

Don't stop, your winning
Double-jump while spinning
Strange beast looming