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Song Parodies -> "Have to Pee (The Gas Station Bathroom Song)"

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"Have to Pee (The Gas Station Bathroom Song)"

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Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Not all gas station bathrooms are created equal... or are they?
High-speed chase
Must keep a steady pace
My bladder’s almost
Ready to leak

I’m ruthless
I am on a quest
I hope I will find a clean toilet

They say gas stations
Ain’t no place to take a quick pee
They’re laden with cockroach families
But when you have to go bad
And there’s no other place to be had
I’ll go
In anyway
Wish me luck ‘cause I
Have to pee

Oh shit, a
Cockroach crawled up my pants
Beneath my pants it began to dance

I’m screaming like
A rabid two-year-old
Who didn’t get a toy at the store

Sitting on this toilet’s making me feel uneasy
Inside my pants cockroaches are mating
My friends are theorizing that I fell in
I should
Have gone elsewhere
Couldn’t help that I
Had to pee

No-o-o-o, no-o-o-o, no-o-o-o, NO!
Never dreamed
Would mate in my pants
All ‘cause I
Had to pee
Moral of this parody: make sure you check all bathroom stalls for cockroaches (and cockroach families!).

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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Porfle Popnecker - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a Texaco station I had to visit once.
Rebekah Dub - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Ah, nice. There was a ladies' room in Michigan that had vomit all over the sink. THAT was quite disgusting.
Rob Arndt - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the memories-555! Back in the 1970s alot of gas station restrooms were horrible. Not just the urine and trash all over the place, but the grease from the mechanics all over the walls, floor, toilet, roll dispenser, sink... and those hideous, grimy revolving blue towels! Revolting. On the opposite end now, places like Target and Wal-Mart have immaculate restrooms but the stalls are so cramped that when sitting your leg is right up against the roll dispenser!!! And their TP is see-thru 1-ply!
Rebekah Dub - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Haha, no problem. The bathrooms in those retailers -- and even most malls -- are quite nice. If only gas station bathrooms were that nice.

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