Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Pokédices Apart"

Original Song Title:

"Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pokédices Apart"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Pokédices Apart" is a song off the Every Ape and His Brother album The Chicken of the Opera. It is the ninth track. It was completed shortly before 5:30 PM EST on February 25th of 2012. The desire to make this song goes back to at least 2001, but has sat on a shelf for years. It is based on a mondegreen, where "love divides" is muffled and sounds like "Pokemon." All the rest of Journey's tune sounds like a possible song from the anime series, so it seemed logical to make the connection even more concrete. STORY: A cocky Pokémon trainer beats everyone easily at matches, and then mocks his most recent opponent. As a mythology gag, he reports on how annoyed they both are that Team Rocket even exists.
[Instrumental Open]

1. Here I stand; /
Time to take out / your last Mewtwo, / Mew / two! /

Endless fights; /
To become / a master it's true / true / true! /

My Charizard's evolved; / if you don't mind! /

I will put / him in play; / and win this time! /

Pokemon! /


Next round, / I'll defeat you; /
With my / two spare Raichus! /
Super / effective too; /

Wish Team Rocket; / would just / go away! /

If Bul- / -basaur wins out; /
Your Meowth/ will surely pout! /
That's what; / it's all about! /

Wish Team Rocket; / would just / go away! /

2. Swoobat time! /
It will leave your Sandshrew in / pain / pain / pain! /

Grimer fight! /
You just used a Snorlax in vain, / in vain / in vain! /

Time that you go, / you've lost this match! /

I've brought my Toxicroak; /and Mr. Mime! /
It's Psyduck time! /

[Repeat Chorus]

[Instrumental break]

(Final chorus)

Next match / I'll defeat you! /
With my/ last five Sandshrews! /

Blastoise; / will run you through! /


If Butterfree hurts you; /
Your fans / will desert you! /
And Nidoran will too! /

[Instrument break]


Sandlash hates you too; /
That's what Metalpod will do! /

And if Butterfree hurts you; / Your fans will desert you! /

Oh!!! / Yeah!!! /
Lyrics © 2012 Dozerfleet Records. Pokémon characters are registered trademarks of Nintendo.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Dr. Oliver Clozoff - March 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Very inventive idea, and nicely executed.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1292