Song Parodies -> "Bathe Fully"

Original Song Title:

"Faithfully"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Journey

Parody Song Title:

"Bathe Fully"

Parody Written by:

D. Shafer

The Lyrics

Bath is done
The tub is lined with scum
Creases in your neck
Are caked with grime
My poor nose
Still detects your toes
Claiming that you're clean
Won't convince me

You say that you cleansed the parts you wash while in privacy
All those that others aren't apt to see
Ooh but when it comes to hygiene it seems that we don't agree
Oh girl, you offend me
Please remove your clothes... bathe fully

I had plans
To hold you close tonight
Now that's too much to
Ask of these hands
A patient man
I'll wait one more half hour
Wondering what you do
In the shower

The scent of armpits can complicate a love affair
I can't endure another whiff again
Deodorant won't cover up that stench
Oh girl, you offend me
Please remove your clothes... bathe fully

Whoa, oh, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, oh
Bathe fully... my poor nose
Please remove your clothes
Spare my nose... bathe fully

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