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Song Parodies -> "Pete and Amy"

Original Song Title:

"Jack and Diane"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Pete and Amy"

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Alright. This is the last diss track I'm doing for Pete Buttigieg. Period! My hate b***r can only take so much. Thought the OS had more lines for Diane, so I could through more shade at Amy. Well, enjoy anyways.
(Intro with claps)

(Verse 1)
Here’s a story ‘bout Pete and Amy
Two Democratic candidates, both are shady
Pete is gonna serve while, overseas
Amy Klobuchar making her case, in the deep freeze

(Verse 2)
Eating at the carnival, food from that state fair
Amy making all those mom jokes, trying to make the people care
Petey say, “We don’t need, to change Medicare programs
Just listen to my platitudes, since there are no plans”
Say a….

(Chorus 1)
Thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with them carrying on
I say, thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with them carrying on
Now f**k off

(Verse 3)
Petey pays out, invests in the new Shadow app
Acting all smug as he buys, Iowa+
“So now, my people, we don’t need to worry ‘bout Bernie”
Amy says, “You get, a binder to the face”
But we all say a…

(Chorus 2)
Thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on
Thank God, (they say) both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on

(Bridge)
Gonna shrink the field, let them drop
Let the exit polls show that campaigns stop
No integrity, on the debate stage
Fall in line with Biden
See your followers rage

(Chorus 3)
Thank God, both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on
Thank God, (they say) both are gone
Don’t have to deal with, them carrying on

Here’s a story ‘bout Pete and Amy
Two Democratic kids be,-trayed democracy

(Outro with claps)
+ = I know there is some discrepancy with the results in Iowa between Sanders and Buttigieg, so you don't need to point that out. Also, this song will be removed from my repertoire indefinitely, if either Pete Buttigieg or Amy Klobuchar are picked as the VP for the 2020 election. This song will lose its punch in satire otherwise. Not even if someone decides to put on a poll on In The 00's website, asking me to re-post it, b/c they enjoyed it. I am going to need to see at least 10 votes on this song to convince me.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jonathan Spurlock - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
Here's the first vote, if not the first view. I agree, glad they're out of the race, but they won't be out of the Democrat party whiz kids. They probably have great things in store for these two.
Arch Vile - March 24, 2020 - Report this comment
For Amy, I would say yes considering her husband got hit with COVID-19, and she might learn practical solutions for emergency bailouts. Sitting senator after all. For Pete, good luck if he ever tries to run for any public office, that does not have a significant population of poc. Might be best for him to re-enlist.

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