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Song Parodies -> "Van and Cheyenne"

Original Song Title:

"Jack And Diane"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Van and Cheyenne"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If you seen the WB's hit show Reba then you'll understand the song!!For the otheres, I hope you like it just the same!
Little ditty, about Van and Chey-enne
2 hick teen-age kids who've fallen in l-o-o-o-ve.
Vans wanting be a pro - football st-a-a-r
but his wife Cheyenne is now pregnant and Finding' out that...
she is as hot as Van is dumb.
Van asking, "Hey Chey-enne, let's run off 'and get marri-e-e-d".

Cheyenne sarcastically says, "Oh Van your charm is o-o-n
Long after my morning sickness is gone
Van says "uh, oh yeah your morning sickness"!!
Well, long after the sickness was g-o-o-o-ne they got marri-e-e-d.

Oh yeah, married life w-e-e-nt o-o-n
Long after the thrill of livin with Cheyenne's mom Reba was gone
Oh yeah they all say that Barbra J-e-e-an
Comes over just after the fun was gone
still Brock lets her in.

Reba sayed

"Don't let her in Brock, Don't let h-e-e-r
Don't Let Barbra J-e-e-an, come and ruin my din-e-e-r
Hold on to her as long as you can
Brock, she comes in to soon, and she'll make us
wine and gr-o-o-n".

Oh yeah, life goes on
Long after Reba's son Jake and other daughter Kyra are g-o-o-ne
Oh yeah, for them school still goes on
Long after the thrill of there dad Brock is gone

Little ditty, about Van and Chey-enne
2 hick teen-age kids who've fallen in l-o-o-o-ve.
Doing the best they can...

(Music keeps playing but fades out!!)

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Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
"Van and Cheyenne" is a great sub for "Jack and Dianne" Spoofman - keep it up! - 555
Spoof-Man - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart McArthur for the great coment and your paorodie of the "Vedio killed The Radio starr" was dead on!! look for my comment
wannabemustangjockey - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I honestly thought this song was going to be about Chevy trucks (Cheyenne used to be a trim level on Silverado pickups and Chevy still makes vans).
Spoof-Man - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry for the miss conseption

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