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Song Parodies -> "Regis & Kelly"

Original Song Title:

"Jack & Diane"

Original Performer:

John Mellencamp

Parody Song Title:

"Regis & Kelly"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Little Witty Bout Regis & Kelly
Two American Talk Show Host At The Same Time
Before Kelly, There Was A Lady Named Kathie Lee Gifford
Married To Fomer Football Star Frank Gifford

Watchin' On The TV Set Outside My Own Bedroom
Kelly's Wearing Half Shirts Somtimes
Showing Her Belly
Regis Was A Man Who Gave Away $1,000,000
On ABC Network
Let Me Watch This Show
Let Me Watch I Please
And Kelly Screams

Oh Yeah Live Is On
Long After Kathie Lee Is Going To Be Gone
Oh Yeah They Say Live Is On
Long After Kathie Lee Is Going To Be Gone

Regis Has On The Show For More Than 12 Years
Loving Joy Like He's Never Divorced
Well You Kelly, Married To A Latino Named Mark
Kelly Says Yeah I Have Hope And Faith
Regis Say A


Gonna Let It On
Let It Be
Let The Wild Card Come Down
And Let Me Win
Hold On To Disney As Long As You Can
Changes Come Around Real Soon
We Love Regis And Kelly

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Jonathan C. - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This would have worked better as "Regis and Kathie Lee".
Mr. X - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I have to downgrade the pacing; also, the lines don't rhyme like in the original.

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