I ain't no DVD king
I still have to sing
For my dinner each night

You stand on the benches
I play in the trenches
Beneath the high ceilings
I lived in houses for all of my years
I got strange little voices that live in my ears
Hall master, mall master
I can't be the old me no more

Game show music ain't on the radio
Game show music searchin' high and low
Game show music where did all the theme songs go

Oh gamblin' is a pleasure
Singing is a treasure
That most can't do

There ain't no harm in tellin'
I like to eat my melon
Right down to the rind

I had the greatest girlfriend when I was a kid
She moved right down to Florida most of them did
Raising puppies, having yuppies
Where did all the wild ones go

Game show music ain't on the radio
Game show music searchin' high and low
Game show music where did all the theme songs go

First there were records, then cassettes and CDs
Managers, lawyers, then came the Pittsburghese
But game show music still makes sense to me

Game show music is funky and nice
Game show music skates on very thick ice
Game show music is part of my philosophy

Game show music ain't on the radio
Game show music searchin' high and low
Game show music where did all the theme songs go