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Song Parodies -> "Pasty Boys"

Original Song Title:

"Nasty Boys"

Original Performer:

Janet Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Pasty Boys"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Gimme a break!
Dancin' at the alt-rock show
Thinking dour thought...huh
Life is so depressintg man, just jump off, huh
No lights--pale flesh reveals it

Pasty...Pasty boys, you do your thing
Whine you pasty boys--Pasty!
Pasty boys--can your life change?
No, you're pasty boys!

You drive your daddy's car to eat Denny's food, yup (whoo whooa no)
Otherwise write in your journal and mope and brood, huh?
The same old crew, uh-huh, we know

Pasty! Pasty boys, can't even sing, huh!
Oh you pasty boys! Pasty!
Pasty boys--you look so strange, huh
Oh, those pasty boys!

"How can I live like this?...All messed up!"

Don't call him Dude (no!)
He's all dressed in black (not white)
He's such a bore--and his hair's no longer blond (dyyyed it, yeah)
And Chauncey is his pseudonym
He feels he has no soul
His parents think he's crezy
Oh darn it, his complexion's so pasty!

Pasty! Pasty boys--you feel the sting, huh!
Oh you pasty boys! Pasty!
Pasty boys! Out of my range, huh!
Crazy pasty boys!
Pasty! Pasty boys, ain't got no bling
Cry you pasty boys! Pasty!
Pasty boys! Life is a stage
For those pasty boys

"Life broke my heart!"

Who's admiring Fall Out Boy?
Pasty boys!
Who's hanging at that juice bar?
Pasty boys!
Who's that scarfing down all that junk food?
Pasty boys!
Who really got nothing to prove?

Copyright 2009, Agrimorfee

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rex - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Well-composed snapshot of the emo world.
Jeff Reuben - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
No votes and just one comment for this? I thought this was a pretty funny parody (and I liked the OS back in the 80s)
Matthias - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Annoying OS, but all Janet's songs are annoying... Which is why I did a Michael Jackson/ Janet Jackson song for this round. I liked the Fall Out Boy reference. Good work here Aggy!
bobpiecheese - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Took a bit to work out that the parody was about emos, and when that clicked it all made sense. Otherwise the parody's a bit weird.
Below Average Dave - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I don't know, I though it was really well written--the idea--I didn't think it'd work to this song, but you proved me wrong. . .It was funny, and well paced, The best part was the outro. . .
MIKE - April 26, 2020 - Report this comment

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