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(During the sequence, Genereux, Harris and McBrain--the first a Catholic, the second a mainstream Protestant--presumably Anglican--and the third an evangelical--are at the LifeWay Christian Store (formerly Northwestern Bookstore) in Edina, Minnesota. They are looking for some good, solid Christian music, such as Skillet, Red or even Thousand Foot Krutch, when a strange TV show is broadcasting on the TVs over them...)
There in the Christian bookstore, we saw the TV
Showing the Bibleman show and cowered in fear.
We went to the store cashier and we asked her
Whether the brainwashing right there would ever stop.
Tell me when and why this legalistic crap
Should be ever broadcast to kids who don't know much better!
When his movies are shown, everyone will be hurt
With this un-Christlike, Pharisee drivel on the TV.
We rushed back home to prepare 'gainst Thomas Nelson
A class-action lawsuit to bring them to their knees.
As soon as we filed in Nashville for a hearing next April,
The judge, he asked us a request we couldn't deny.
"Will you go and make a foe to Bibleman
If you are Nelson to sue full five months from now?
You preach Christ crucified, so a Cross-man perhaps?
Whatever you do, make him formidable for the cause."
Now we must make us a foe to this thumper
Of Scripture against what Christ said when He did preach
His gospel of a saving love to the shunned and outcast.
Behold our Agapeman, kid, and let him lead you!
Soon we'll knock out of the TV Bibleman;
His BS will die and then God will send him to hell
For his legalist views that offend true believers
In the Gospel of love given to all humankind of good will,
All humankind of good will,
All humankind of good will!
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