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Song Parodies -> "Fly, Chii, FLY!!! (The Panicking Freya Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Aces High"

Original Performer:

Iron Maiden

Parody Song Title:

"Fly, Chii, FLY!!! (The Panicking Freya Song)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

As much a fanfic as this is a song parody, this describes a situation where Freya loses her cool when Dragonfly tries to kidnap Chii again. The word "fly" just refers to Chii's speed as Freya starts screaming in Chii's ear to run for it, she doesn't go airborne.
(Freya notices Dragonfly charging at them)

That can't be! Dragonfly's heading straight for us
This can't be good, here he comes with a gag!
Into the crowd! Now! We've got to get hidden
Got to go before he tries to attack!

Get in the crowd, quick, and blend in best you can
Now! Let's rent that Vespa, there's no time to waste
Can't we go faster? I'm starting to lose it!
Gotta hit top speed before it's too late.

Running, renting, riding
Turn left, U-turn, pass that, hang a right again
Run, I mean fly, for your life, do or die
Gotta run, live to fly, man oh man!. Fly, Chii, FLY!!!

(Freya loses her nerve)

That's just my luck, here he comes in a taxi
Just run that red light, we must run away!
Roll over, slide left and lean through those corners
I can't take much more, think I might faint...

Oh no! He's got your arm! Twist away from him
Turn like a fighter jet into the sun
We need to distract him so we can escape now
Call the cops or Hideki or SOMEONE!!!

Turn left, U-turn, pass that
Turn left, U-turn, pass that, hang a right again
Run, I mean fly, for your life, do or die
Gotta run, live to fly, man oh man!. Fly, Chii, FLY!!!
Chii: Let go! Hel-MMMMPH!!! *gets dragged into the taxi*
Freya: Of all the times to not have a body...and the special power's out! Who's gonna help?!

Tune in next time for the second part!
But seriously, folks... Wait a little while, I'm gonna write another parody of Aces High that acts like a sequel.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Phil Alexander - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing's absolutely perfect - don't know Chii or Freya, but can pick it up from the song: always a good sign. Just a thought: rather than Aces High, why not pick another for the sequel (there's rather a lot of Maiden songs to choose from ;-) )?
Airrider - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good suggestion, now that I think about it...
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
555. DKTOS(this is the third time I voted without knowing the original). Very good, intense. I especially like the gag part(that gave me a mental image). Oh, I left a caption on your Chobits caption thread.
Stephen aka Step-chan - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, today I submitted a parody called "Crazy Chobits Song", which goes to a Nirvana song called "Curmudgeon". It should be up tomorrow.

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