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Song Parodies -> "Fear of the Duck"
Original Song Title:
"Fear of the Dark"
Original Performer:
Iron Maiden
Parody Song Title:
"Fear of the Duck"
Parody Written by:
NeonPaul
The Lyrics
I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking 'cross my home
At night or moving horses' muck
When I hear that awful sound
I sometimes stumble to the ground
And I am anxious of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
Have you run your fingers down the pen
If you get stuck in there again
When you're fetching out some eggs?
This thing always knows just what you took
Stalks you out to drink your blood
You know when this thing's watching you
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard quacking behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as the chicken makes a face
You know you've made a big mistake
You've left the pen unlocked out there
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
Watching horror films the night before
Nightmares of being victim of
The beak just eating out your mind
Maybe the farmer's playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
And are both gouged out from behind
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
When I'm walking 'cross my home
I am a man who walks alone
And when I'm walking 'cross my home
At night or moving horses' muck
When I hear that awful sound
I sometimes stumble to the ground
And I am anxious of the duck
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
Have you run your fingers down the pen
If you get stuck in there again
When you're fetching out some eggs?
This thing always knows just what you took
Stalks you out to drink your blood
You know when this thing's watching you
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
Have you ever been alone at night
Thought you heard quacking behind
And turned around and no one's there?
And as the chicken makes a face
You know you've made a big mistake
You've left the pen unlocked out there
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
Watching horror films the night before
Nightmares of being victim of
The beak just eating out your mind
Maybe the farmer's playing tricks
You sense, and suddenly eyes fix
And are both gouged out from behind
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have constant fear of
Loosing half my ear
Fear of the duck, fear of the duck
I have a phobia that
Monster's always there
When I'm walking 'cross my home
I am a man who walks alone
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I'd love to hear Bruce singing this...
Sounds humourously like the original - I love it!
That is sooo funny! I was once bitten by a duck, and my doctor laughed at me, lol. 80's metalheads have it rough, don't we?
omg that so funny lol!
U are awsome writer. It's pleasure to listen this song.
If I could make a few changes, I'd try to make the verses rhyme a little better. And here's this verse for the "watching horror films the night before" verse: "Watching Looney Tunes the night before, you've no idea what's in store, till Daffy shows up on the screen. Although the vi-o-lence is tame, he still wigs you out all the same, so root for Bugs in every scene."
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