Song Parodies -> "Tasteless Beers"

Original Song Title:

"Wasted Years"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Tasteless Beers"

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The Lyrics

The sentiments contained in this song are not wholly shared by the author: some very fine beers are brewed abroad (especially in Belgium); however, there is nothing in the world to compare with the best British beers.

From the bar in Bonn across the seven seas
I'm travellin' on far and wide
But now it seems, foreign beers just taste like piss
And all the things I sometimes drink
Are like cold, insipid fizz

I close my eyes and think of home
Another fizzy cold pint in the night
Ain't it funny how it is,
You never miss it 'til you have to ask
For the perfect pint of ale
Hand-pulled from the cask

[Chorus]
So understand
Don't waste your time paying
Euros for those tasteless beers
Drink up... try to stand
And realise you're supping on the greatest beers

Too much gas in my beer, and when it's in my gut
I burp and fart, endlessly
When you can't find a decent ale
You know humanity is gonna fail
And it makes me wanna cry
For all the tasteless piss I buy

[Chorus]

[Instrumental]

[Chorus] x2

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