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Song Parodies -> "Doubled In Size"

Original Song Title:

"Devil Inside"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

INXS

Parody Song Title:

"Doubled In Size"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Man, did I eat a lot of food over the weekend! And then had a crazy dream last night that I had plumped up to enormous proportions from those enormous portions. Mmm, so much food, so little time.
Here comes the moment
Let's Super-Size
Phrase famililiar
It’s fresh on my mind
Then I dead-pan
"Let’s make it five"
Stared in wonder
As I pro-ceed to buy
Hot apple pie
Deep fried blubber
Gotta love 'er

Rear like a van
Eat a cookie and pie
Fat is numbing
My whole left side
Look at that dough
With sug-ar thick
Deep fried blubber
Hot and greasy and quick

Doubled in size
Look at my thighs
Looking something like a bus
I’ve doubled in size
All of those fries
Hot apple pies
Eating like there’s two of us
I’ve doubled in size

Droo-oo-ool, mmm-mm-mm-mmm

Choc-o-late swirled
On a cake stacked up high
Ice cream is certain
To be in each bite
Know all the places
I find them by smell
I start to perceive
That a witch placed a spell
A deep fried spell

Doubled in size
Eating the pies
Every single one I must
To double my size
Doubled in size
Don’t think it’s wise
Every Pringles® eaten thus
I’ve doubled in size

I’m in the moment
Doc’s advice I defy
Eyes glazed on doughnuts
And fat bacon rinds
Heart is paining
Sharp like a knife
Going under
I get in one more bite

Doubled in size
Shorten my life
Can't complain or make a fuss
Had a good ride
Doubled in size
Self not denied
Every single day I’ve loved
While doub-ling in size


It was only a dream. Burp...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Fiddlegirl - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
A typically tasty parody! :)
AFW - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Let's double these fives
Christie Marie M - October 27, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody "grew" on me! This song doubles it's weight to 555 lbs and ditto on AFW's comment!
blackjack42 - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Fiddlegirl: Thanks, glad you thought it was yummy.

AFW: Three tens, sweet! Thanks for v/c.

Christie: That's a heavy duty v/c, thanks. :-)
carly_carlz - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
INXS is awesome. That parody is awesome. Deeeeeeelish.
blackjack21 - December 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks carly_carlz.
Mark Scotti - December 28, 2009 - Report this comment
That was "bloatedly" brilliant!!! 555 pound of "vote" gain to you!!
blackjack21 - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Mark: Missed this the other day, doubling up my thanks to you for finding this long-forgotten fatty and taking time to comment!

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