I found a dead bug
So I gave it a flick
From off the dashboard of my car
Out the window, that's some trick

I found a dead bug
I found it in my bed
It was a great big dragon fly
Its beady eyes were red

It sure did make me nervous
I wondered what to do
It gave me the chills when I hit it with my shoe
I hit it with my shoe

I found a dead bug
It was so still
Died when it came in touch
With my car's front grill

I found a dead bug
Found it in an ashtray
Laying next to a New Port Light
In the ashes all cold and gray

Big roaches make me nervous
But I know what to do
I jump up, run around and stomp them with my shoe
I stomp them with my shoe
Stomp them with my shoe, baby

I found a dead bug
In my chicken chow mein
I told them I won't pay the check
And I'll never eat here again

I found a dead bug
In my beef stew
Ugly thing made me lose my lunch
And mess up my new shoes

Big roaches make me nervous
But I know what to do
I jump up, run around and stomp them with my shoe
I stomp them with my shoe