-> "Welcome to McDonald's"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to the Jungle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to McDonald's"
Parody Written by:
Mother of 3 Ferrets
The Lyrics
Welcome to McDonald's, we got burgers and fries
We got any drink you want, it comes to you in any size
This is the restaurant that you'll find, whatever you may eat
If you got the money, honey, we'll take your order please
McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?
Why not? Two to go please!
Welcome to McDonald's, we're open everyday
If you buy a Big Mac, the price is yours to pay
You can pick it up inside, or even the drive-thru
You may have nuggets or a sandwich, whatever fits your mood
McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like some fries, fries, fries with that?
Sure! I'll have three to be exact!
Welcome to McDonald's, the food is really gross
Don't breathe in the greasy smell, the stench goes up your nose
If you have a hunger for what you see, you'll eat it eventually
You can eat anything you want, but you have to eat in front of me
McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?
Why not? Two to go please!
And when you eat it all, you'll never feel so full, so full, so full, so full
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know where you are?
You're at McDonald's, baby
You're gonna eeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?
McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like some fries, fries, fries with that?
McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
Would you like a b-b-b-b-b-burger with cheese, cheese?
McDonald's, welcome to McDonald's
It's gonna get you full!
HUH!
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