I see those hookers on the Headline News
And Lindsay Lohan swilling down some booze
And Paris Hilton starting to cry
It's horribly trite

It's so cheesy, cheesy
A-list celebs fail to please me, baby
It's so cheesy, cheesy
A-list celebs fail to please me

People care about celeb catfights
Who drinks and drives is the latest sight
If you think I'm sick of this then you are right
You hit the bullseye right on time

It's so cheesy, cheesy
A-list celebs fail to please me, baby
It's so cheesy, cheesy
A-list celebs fail to please me

They're so cheesy
They never seem to please me
They think it's alright
To have hookups every night
It disgusts me when they dress down

I see them standing
They think they're hot stuff
Why don't they just
--CENSORED-- OFF!!!!!!!!!

[add me dissing celebs during Slash's solo]

Miley's best at being irksome, cuz that's what she do.
You dress like a --CENSORED-- and I'm ashamed of you.
Being a slut and role model: only one to choose
You're a bore.

It's so cheesy, cheesy
A-list celebs fail to please me, baby
It's so cheesy, cheesy
A-list celebs fail to please me

They're so cheesy
They never seem to please me
They think it's alright
To have hookups every night
Hear something on TMZ
Don't ask me who cuz I don't care
They fail to please me
Especially when they dance in their underwear

They're so cheesy
So --CENSORED-- cheesy
They're so cheesy
So dang cheesy
They're so cheesy
So --CENSORED-- cheesy
They're so cheesy
They're so cheesy
They're so cheesy
So --CENSORED-- cheesy
They're so cheesy

Ick.