Welcome to McDonalds
we got burgers n fries
But if you eat too many
It may be your demise
We'll fry anything you want
and anything you'll please
If your nose is runny, honey
We got extra napkins at McDonalds

Welcome to McDonalds, Where we will fry
Ccccccccan I take your order, please!
YES!
we'll have a burger with cheese!

Welcome to McDonalds
The lines get longer here every day
people are waitin hours for food,
But they do it anyway
Cause they really like our food,
but cant they do drive-thru?
Drive-thru's really fast and cool
That's my opinion, HOW ABOUT YOU????

Welcome to McDonalds, Where we will fry
Ccccccccan I take your order, please!
YES!
we'll have a burger with cheese!

Welcome to McDonalds,
Theres a space for your kids to play
and eat tasty McNuggets,
our chefs get paid minimum wage
we got salads, but their bad
we cant serve your dad
we cook everything in grease and oil
That's why you all are so...FAT!

Welcome to McDonalds, Where we will fry
Ccccccccan I take your order, please!
YES!
we'll have a burger with cheese!

When youre full you never,
wanna eat more
eat more
eat more
eat more

You know where you are
you're at McDonald's, baby!
were gonna FRY!

Welcome to McDonalds, Where we will fry
Ccccccccan I take your order, please!
YES!
we'll have a burger with cheese!Welcome to McDonalds, Where we will fry
Ccccccccan I take your order, please!
YES!
we'll have a burger with cheese!Welcome to McDonalds, Where we will fry
Ccccccccan I take your order, please!
YES!
we'll have a burger with cheese!