Please control your mongrel
He got fleas and mange
Sniffing all the other dogs
He should be locked in chains
Keeps on sniffing their behinds
Wherever they have peed
This is not so funny sonny
Grab his lead and squeeze

Chrous

Its your mongrel
Please control your mongrel
You take control of that lea l,l,l,l,,l,l,,l,l,l,,l,l,,l lead lead
Pull it back and squeeze

Please control your mongrel
Please just take it away
He’s always humping on my knee
I swear your dog is gay
All he needs is a dirty girl
That makes him feel at ease
Make sure its out of’ah sights
That really does go through me
Its your mongrel
Please control your mongrel
Or my, my, boot in its teeth
I, I’m gonna make you scream

Please control your mongrel
Chases my dog here everyday
Tis a filthy stinking animal
Like its owner I must say
Your dog doesn’t seem to run away
He will so eventually
Gone got myself two Dobermans
gonna chase your dog right up the street

Chorus

And when you run don’t ever
Ever want to come back, come back, come back come back YEAH!

You know what you are
Your dirty mongrel baby
Your gonna die
Filthy mongrel
Where’s your dirty mongrel
Been brought down to its kne k.k.k..k.k,,k,k,k,,k,k,,k,k,,k knees, knees
oh your mongrel
There’s your dirty mongrel
On ah, ah, ah doggy lead
Oh your mongrel
A clean dirty mongrel
I see lost all of your fle f,f,f,f,,f,f,,f,f,,,f,f,,ff fleas, fleas
Oh your mongrel
There goes you’re mongrel
I did bring you to your
I’ve gone and brought you down
HA!