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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to the Army"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to the Army"

Parody Written by:

M16s N' Roses

The Lyrics

Welcome to the Army
We got M16s
We got all the guns you want
Private, just throw those 'nades
We are the people that can kill
Whoever we don't like
If you got the bullets baby
Welcome to the team

In the Army
Welcome to the army
We'll shoot them in their knees, knees
I wanna make terror bleed

Welcome to the Army
We take it shot by shot
If you get shot, you gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very good marksman
That's very hard to hit
You can taste the violent lead
But that means you're in deep shit
In the Army
Welcome to the Army
Feel the, the, the bullets fly
I, I wanna hear you die

Welcome to the Army
Get shot at every day
Ya learn to live the Soldier's Creed
In the Army where we play
If you got an anger for what you see
You'll kill it eventually
You can shoot anything you want
But you better not shoot at your team

And when you're dead you never
Ever are coming back, back, back, back, HOOAH!

You know where you are
You're in Iraq baby
You're gonna die
In the Army
Welcome to the Army
Fire your uh, uh, uh, M16s, M16s
In the Army
Welcome to the Army
Feel the, the, the bullets fly
In the Army
Welcome to the Army
Fire your uh, uh, uh, M16s, M16s
In the Army
Welcome to the Army
Watch it bring your quick death
They're gonna shoot you down!

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Stephen Harrington - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
555, not a fan of GnR, but this is a good parody.

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