Welcome to McDonald's, we've got hamburgers
We got all the meat you want, we don't think that it's murder
We are the fast food that you find, on every freakin' street
If you pay the money, honey, you'll get heart disease

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At McDonald's, welcome To McDonald's
Watch us cook the processed meat, meat
I wanna watch you eat

Welcome to the McDonald's, do you want fries with that
If you want large, we'll overcharge, but that's where we are at
And you're a very hungry girl, that really likes Big Macs
You can get the nuggets, and some cookies for a snack

At McDonald's, Welcome To McDonald's
Feel the, the, the cholesterol
There's, there's one in every mall

Welcome to McDonald's, a McDeal everyday
You can bring all the kiddies too, in the play land's where they stay
If you got a hunger for McChicken, you'll eat it eventually
You can have any sauce you want, but now you just won't get them for free

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And if you're really hungry, you can use the drive-thru
Drive-thru, drive-thru, drive-thru yea!

You know where you are? You're at McDonald's, baby
You're gonna die
At McDonald's, Welcome To McDonald's
Get some coffee, pop or tea, tea
At McDonald's, Welcome To McDonald's
Eat your, your, Quarter Pounder, please
At McDonald's, Welcome To McDonald's
Won't you get it with some cheese, cheese
At McDonald's, Welcome To McDonald's
Watch it make you puke your
Did I just see a clown? Yuck!