Welcome to the Junkmail
We got fun and games
Junkmail filter sends us here
When it don't know our names
There are the people who can send
You stuff that you don't need
Like ads for Platinum Credit Cards
And cheap pornography
In the Junkmail,
Welcome to the Junkmail
You're gonna click on me, please, please
Or you're gonna hit "Delete"

Welcome to the Junkmail,
You check it every day
Got the filter set on "high"
But you get us anyway
And we've got very sexy girls
Not very hard to see
We can send you diets
Do you wanna live debt-free?
In the Junkmail,
Welcome to the Junkmail
Want to enlarge your, your
Your serpentine?
Mwwah! I'm gonna fill your screen!

Welcome to the Junkmail,
Gets more crowded every day
If you want some extra space
Well there's a price to pay
Your internet company
Can charge you an extra fee
Over in your inbox got
87 messages to read
In the Junkmail,
Welcome to the Junkmail
Get out of debt free
Free, free, ask me, ask me
Or you're gonna hit "Delete"

And when you're spammed you never
Ever get to scroll down
Scroll down
Scroll down
Scroll down, Yaaaaaa (ect.)

"You know where you are? You're in the Junkmail, baby!
You wanna diiiiiiiet?"

In the Junkmail,
Welcome to the junkmail
You're gonna click on me
Click on me, please, please, please
In the Junkmail,
Welcome to the Junkmail
We can enlarge your, your, your
Your serpentine
In the Junkmail,
Welcome to the Junkmail
Get out of debt free, free
Ask me!
Down in the Junkmail,
Welcome to the Junkmail--gonna bring it to ya
"We're gonna scroll you down!"
Crash!

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