Song Parodies -> "Hairy Guy City"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise City"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Guns 'n' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Hairy Guy City"

Parody Written by:

PuarToThaMax

The Lyrics

This is about human beings... with a dense fur.

take me down
to the Hairy Guy City
where the shampoo streams
and the sinks are nitty
hand me my comb
take me down
to the Hairy Guy City
where the shampoo streams
and the sinks are nitty
don't want no fleas, hand me my comb

(instrumental part)

just a furball storing my own heat
got hairy palms and bushy feet
don't need no razor blade
just give me shampoo to feed
my scalp to make my goldy locks shine
chest-hair from since I was nine

a mustache that constantly sways
and keeps growing 'til I'm completely gray
I won't lose any of it
with anti-baldness spray
on my back I feel parasites climb
feels like it's flea-collar time

chorus

strapped to the chair of the city's best barber
he wants to welcome me to Bald Men Harbor
I run away take off my shirt to breathe
but then I'm caught like a zoo escapee
mistaken for a large chimpanzee

chorus

keep fleas away
keep fleas away
keep fleas away
keep fleas away

the Beast from X-Men's been shaven bald
now he's still blue, freezing in the cold
he said: "give me a wig so I'm no longer appalled
in this state I'm losin' my mind- bare behind"
your hair beats clothes anytime

chorus (x2)

comb

I want my comb, I want my comb
don't want no fleas, hand me my comb

I want to ski, overcoat-free
I want no fleas, hand me my comb

chorus

take me down, ooh yeah,
don't shave my brows
I want you to please hand me my comb
I want to ski, overcoat-free
ooh, oh, give me my comb

take me down
to the Hairy Guy City
where the shampoo streams
and the sinks are nitty
don't want no fleas, hand me my comb

I wanna comb, I wanna comb
I want you to please hand me my comb
yeah, baby!

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Red Ant - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Being quite hairy myself this got all 5's from me as it's perfectly paced, funny, and overall amazing. And you took a great GNR song and made all new lyrics that just kick ass.

PuarToThaMax - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Red Ant! I'm kinda blown away by your comment, because I was a bit uncertain of this parody. It had almost ended up in the waste bin. I am happy you thought it was funny, because I am basically just beginning as an author, there is a lot for me to learn.

Red Ant - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah I'm new as well only started 2 weeks ago. Please never throw away what you write, believe me some I the things I find funny some people think are cruel, gross, etc. And some things I think will get rated aweful get rated very good. If you think it will push some buttons or be completely new, then by all means submit it.

Ronald Bassant - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Yeah, Red Ant, but sometimes you write something of which you know it won't work. For example, I wrote a parody about self-mutilation once that totally wasn't funny and didn't pace at all. I think it's best to leave the posting until you are satisfied with your parody.

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