-> "Welcome To Subway"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome To The Jungle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome To Subway"
Parody Written by:
DMC
The Lyrics
Welcome to Subway, We got low-fat foods
We got anything ya want, We're open in the afternoon
We are the place where you can find, All your diet needs
Don't hesitate and don't be late, To where your stomach leads
At Subway, welcome to Subway
Watch it bring you to your sha na na na na na na na knees, knees
I'd hate to watch you eat
Welcome to Subway, We eat here everyday
If you want your 6-inch sub, there's still a price to pay
And you're a very hungry girl, an appetite hard to please
A tasty sub like a Cold Cut Trio will bring you to your knees
At Subway, Welcome to Subway
Bite my, my, my sandwich
I wanna hear you chew
Welcome to Subway, you'd have eaten fat anyway
Ya learned to eat like an animal, Subway's where you stay
If you got a hunger for what you see, you'll swallow eventually
You can have anything ya want, but ya better keep your hands off me
At Subway
Welcome to Subway
Watch it bring you to your sha na na na na na na na knees, knees
I'd hate to watch you eat
And when you're finished eating
You still wanna eat more, Yeah!
You know where you are? You're at Subway, baby! You're gonna bite!
At Subway
Welcome to Subway
Watch it bring you to your sha na na na na na na na knees, knees
At Subway
Welcome to Subway
Swallow my, my, my sandwich
At Subway
Welcome to Subway
Watch it bring you to your sha na na na na na na na knees, knees
At Subway
Welcome to Subway
Watch it bring you to your-
It's gonna fill you up, ha!
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