Stay out of the bathroom ,
Cuz' it really stinks.
Toilet paper has run out,
Bathtubs got gross rings.
Call the plumber every night,
Toilet's jammed again.
I have spent so much darn money,
Plumbers are my friends.

In the bathroom,
Beware of the bathroom.
Water rising to your knees, knees
Wait til' it's waist-deep.

Stay out of the bathroom.
It smells like nuclear waste.
Wear a gas mask when you pee,
Cuz' there's a price you'll pay.
And if you have that gas mask off,
You'll pass out on first sight,
You can taste the stinky fuems,
Then you'll run for your life.

In the bathroom
Dangers in the bathroom,
Feeling high. high, high and not so fine.
I, I cannot hear the screams.

Welcome to the bathroom
The sink is never clean,
You'd rather be a cannibal,
Than have bathroom water ta' drink.
If you just want to vegetate,
Come in and start to breathe,
You'll soon beg for oxygen,
And then you're gonna quickly want to leave.

In the bathroom
Stay out of the bathroom
Stench will bring you to your knees, knees
The water's now hip-deep.

And when you're high you never
Ever want to come around, EWWWWWWW!!!

You loathe where you are
You're in the bathroom, baby
You'll wanna die.
In the bathroom,
Beware of the bathroom.
Stench will bring you to your knees, knees
In the bathroom,
Stay out of the bathroom,
I am not breathe, breathe, breathin' fine.
In the bathroom.
Beware of the bathroom.
Smell it and you'll want to scream.
In the bathroom,
Welcome to the bathroom,
Watch it bring you to your.............
Stench gonna bring you down-AH!!!!!!!!!