-> "Knockin' On 7-11's Door"
Original Song Title:
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Knockin' On 7-11's Door"
Parody Written by:
R-dash
The Lyrics
the guy just turned the CLOSED sign on me
I can't get in, anymore
the store is too dark, too dark to see
i'm just knockin on 7-11's door
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
let, let, let, let, me in
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
ooh knock knock knockin on 7-11's do-or ooh ooh yeah
knock knock knockin on 7-11's do-oo-oo-oo-hey-hey-yeah
ooooooh oh yeah
ohh-open up
owww
shoot shoot shoot
security's taking me off the (store) grounds
i can't yell to get in, anymore
that big fat guard is sitting down'
running back to knockin' on 7-11's door
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
let, let, let, let, me in
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
ooh knock knock knockin on 7-11's do-or ooh ooh yeah
knock knock knockin on 7-11's do-oo-oo-oo-hey-hey-yeah
ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwww
( guy's cell phone dialing to store manager who is at home)
you better get over here now, mr. 7-11 guy
you can't keep me out of your 7-11 store for-ever man
and it would be luck if i won on one of your lottery tickets.
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
let, let, let, let, me in
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door oooooh yeah
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door oh no no no oh oh oh-oh
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door oh no no no oh oh oh-no
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
oh oh oh-oh yeah
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
ooooooooooh yeah
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
knock knock knockin on 7-11's door
oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-yeah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
owwww
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