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Song Parodies -> "Sweet Baby Inc."

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Child o' Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Sweet Baby Inc."

Parody Written by:

Arch Vile

The Lyrics

Ever since I heard about this company's influence on the gaming community, I had to post this song. Go get 'em gamers.
(Instrumental Intro/Guitar riff)

(Verse 1)
They’ve got some games on their own, IP
Reminds of Blackrock ESG
Where every dev must comport to DEI (I)
Now all groups, can have their own place
No matter which pronouns you want to embrace
But if I played too long, I’d be asking myself why

(Chorus)
Woah-woah-woah
Sweet Baby Inc
Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet Baby stink

(Instrumental Break)

(Verse 2)
They got lies that lead to downsize
The workforce which will drain
While journos think they know better when gamers all complain
The bugs and glitches are all in, your face
As creatives, subside
The activists that you hire to help will make your profits go bye

(Chorus)
Woah-oh-woah
Sweet Baby Inc
Ooh-woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet Baby stink

(Instrumental Break)

(Chorus)
Oh, oh-oh-yeah
Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet Baby Inc.
Woah-oh, woah-oh
Sweet Baby stink
Woah, oh-oh-oh
Sweet Baby Inc, ooh, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Sweet Baby stink

(Guitar Solo)

(Outro)
Where do we fail?
Where do we fail next?
Where do we fail?
Mm-mm, oh, where do we fail?
Where do we fail next?
Oh, where do we fail next? (Where do we fail?)
Where do we fail? (Sweet Babe)
Mm-huh, where do we fail next?
Ah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-oh (Where do we fail? Where do we fail?)
Ooh, where do we fail next? (Where do we fail?)
Uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-oh, wow
Where do we fail?
Oh-oh, where do we fail next?
(Oh) Where do we fail, oh-oh-oh-oh? (Oh, wow)
Where do we fail next?
Where do we fail?
Woah-oh, where do we fail next?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Sweet Babe
Sweet Baaaaaaaaaaby Inc
One might think the outro is being sung from the perspective of Blackrock or the companies that contracted out Sweet Baby Inc. I'll leave that to your imagination. #Gamergate2.0

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