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Song Parodies -> "Vatican City"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Vatican City"

Parody Written by:

L.D. Obblo

The Lyrics

Kinda surprised no one else saw the potential in Resident Biden crapping himself at the Vatican. I, however, was happy to take on the task. Guns & Roses apparently really liked that chorus, but it gets old in a parody, so I made it so you'd only have to read each one twice.
Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
‘cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome
Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
‘cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome

Diaper wranglers tryin’ to be discreet. Tough job
when he’s loose on the street
and you can’t predict when he’ll need to excrete.
Mostly inappropriate times, hence the nickname Ploptimus Prime.
Stinky britches get thrown away, ya gotta
go mop up every pantload parfait.
They’ve gotten pretty good at the hygiene ballet,
and there’s more than enough calamine to soothe his old leaky behind

Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Oh, it’s bowel-to-towel syndrome, yeah yeah
Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Mr Brown-tone

Name me a leader’s who’s ever been lamer.
Joe comes to mind when I say no-brainer.
A dimmer-witted man would be hard to conceive
and I break into a cold sweat
at the thought that he…might be given some reprieve

Joe’s not allowed near the Sistine Chapel
‘cuz the man can’t seem to control his crap-hole
Keep him home, yeah yeah
Joe’s not allowed near the Sistine Chapel
‘cuz the man can’t seem to control his crap-hole
Keep this embarrassment home, oh yeah

Bizarre I’d say
Bizarre I’d say
Bizarre I’d say
Bizarre I’d say

Joe should know better than to trust a fart now
but then again, he’s really not that smart.
To Joe’s way of thinking it’s a secret martial art
Something he should bear in mind, if inclined: He created Poop Paradigm

Someone take Joe out to New York City
Let him rap on stage as MC PoopDiddy
Pervert gnome, yeah yeah
Someone take Joe out to New York City
Let him rap on stage as MC PoopDiddy
Oh, just leave folks’ kids alone

Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome
Joe can’t go back to Vatican City
‘cuz his last time there didn’t end real pretty
Just ask the bishop of Rome

He’ll have ta go before ya know
Better to leave him at home
It’s more than pee, it’s poop 3-D
and anywhere’s his drop zone

Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Oh, it’s bowel-to-towel syndrome
Joe lost control in Vatican City
Wipin’ his old butt took a whole committee
Oh, it’s bowel-to-towel syndrome

The color brown befits this clown
His code name is Bowel Capone
Who could foresee that somehow he
wouldn’t be in a rest home
It seems to me he should never be
Left on his own

Joe’s not allowed near the Sistine Chapel
‘cuz the man can’t seem to control his crap-hole
Keep this embarrassment home, oh yeah
If his manhole is so unwhole
You just can’t let him go roam.
Baby!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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CML - March 29, 2022 - Report this comment
Very GOOD! ... BTW, I think this song was already been done by a Vatican based hard rock group called "Nuns And Rosaries"
Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2022 - Report this comment
If you're going to give a song all ones, be a man about it, and admit it, and explain why. I gave this song all ones, because it was a complete lie, had no basis in truth, and didn't even have the cover of being funny. Pope Francis would much rather talk to a real Christian like Joe Biden than be on the same side of the ocean as any Republican, especially Donald Trump. (Ironically, the Security Code for this comment was SJV, which could stand for Saint John Vianney, the namesake of a Catholic high school not far from where I live.)
CML - March 30, 2022 - Report this comment
No basis in truth? Joe Biden went into the Vatican for a one hour meeting, didnt come out for two hours, and was wearing a different suit when he re-appeared .. a set of circumstances that tends to require an explanation Immediately there were rumours of an accident, which is hardly ridiculous as we are talking about a 79 year old man who took a trip that crossed six time zones. So whats the real explanation
L.D. Obblo - March 30, 2022 - Report this comment
For those of you not familiar with Michael Pacholek, he's basically a combination of Baghdad Bob and CNN's Brian Stelter. Question, Comrade Mike: We can disagree on whether something's funny or not, but how much of a "man" are you to give 1s for pacing when it's about 98% dead on? Petulant much?

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