When you get the vaccine
Who will take the blame?
From the unknown side effects
Spreading through your veins
If you are lucky they're benign
Small itches to your heels
Maybe something runny, sonny
Kind that doesn't bleed
With the vaccine
When you get the vaccine
What it will bring no-one
Knows, knows
It's time to fret indeed

When you get the vaccine
And so you will one day
If it's bad you're guaranteed
An early but free grave
After a day of noisy hurls
Or ball-charring disease
Hirsute in the moonlight
Or a brain turned cottage cheese
From the vaccine
When you get the vaccine
Get the yeah, yeah, yet unseen
Is... is that a colour beyond green?

When you get the vaccine
You should genuflect and pray
Some drool might block your mandibles
And you might forget your name
If you've reluctance to what you see
Might sit this one out with me
Get in line for the side effects
Norwegians dead: twentythree
With the vaccine
When you get the vaccine
What it will bring no-one
Knows, knows
It's time to fret indeed

And when you're dead you never ever gonna come back
Come back, come back, come back, yeah!

You know what you are?
With or without it, baby
You're gonna die

Yeah, the vaccine
When you get the vaccine
What it will bring no-one
Knows, knows

With the vaccine
When you get the vaccine
Get the yeah, yeah, yeah, don't you whine

With the vaccine
When you get the vaccine
What it will bring no-one
Knows, knows

With the vaccine
When you get the vaccine
What it will bring no-one

It's coming to your town
Bah!

(Good luck everyone!)