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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to Seattle"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To The Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to Seattle"

Parody Written by:

Reno Rob

The Lyrics

A tribute to the total ineptitude of the Seattle government under the current events happening
Welcome to Seattle we do what we please There’s no rules to be enforced cuz we’ve got no police.
Yeah we’re takin over town, looting all around. If you don’t agree with us you’ll get a real beat down.
In Seattle. Only in Seattle give me all your money now p- p – p – p – p- please. Get your ass on your knees!!

Welcome to Seattle its more chaos every day. There’s no common sense at all, anarchy’s how we play.
In our little part of town, no pig police around. If you don’t do what we say we’ll burn your business down. In Seattle, welcome to Seattle the place where the mayor and counsel are all just fools! fools! Antifa makes the rules!

Welcome to Seattle its getting worse by the day, yeah the mayor has no guts just sitting on her butt! Wondering now what to do, havent got a clue, I’m too busy with the polls, right now I cant help you.
In Seattle, welcome to Seattle it’s the protestors paradise little part of town now, Were gonna break you down!

This is now run by our new version of mafia, only we’re called Antifa! Yeah!

You know where you are, Its in Seattle baby your goin dowwwwn.
In Seattle Welcome to Seattle where Antifa rules all of town armed with guns now.
In Seattle this our Seattle shut down and it’s absolute chaos all around.
In Seattle welcome to Seattle yeah those police they all went away and split town.
In Seattle welcome to Seattle, Antifa
shut it down! Huh!

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Arch Vile - June 15, 2020 - Report this comment
It's the CHAZ National Anthem. Though I would expect that the OS would be more of the grunge genre of music. Good job all the same.
Zen Adam B. - June 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Peoples Republic of Cascadia.
CML - June 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Very good!! Not to be a presentation Nazi, but it would be best if you had written out the stanzas using eight lines, ie ..... Welcome to Seattle we do what we please ...... There's no rules to be enforced cause we do as we please ....... And at the end it's .. In Seattle, only in Seattle .... Give me all your money now Please ...... Get your ass on your knees
CML - June 15, 2020 - Report this comment
Wish I had thought of this. Captures the chaos in Seattle perfectly. I've done this OS (what we call the original song) so I know its not easy. Mine was called "Welcome To The Pasture" I got one about this situation brewing in my brain

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