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Song Parodies -> "Welcome to Seattle"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome to the Jungle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns N' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome to Seattle"

Parody Written by:

Admiral T

The Lyrics

Welcome to Seattle we've got Starbucks please
We got everything Antifa wants, we know the ways
We are the people that can find whatever the left may need
If you got the money, Tumblr’s got the gender please
In Seattle, welcome to Seattle
Watch it bring men to their shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
Uh, I, I want to watch you pee
Welcome to Seattle we take it day by day
If you want it men are gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
And you're a tolerant object, very good to please
You can get college, but men won't get there for free
In Seattle welcome to Seattle
Feel my, my Starbucks coffee
Ooh, I want to hear you scream
Welcome to Seattle, it gets worse here every day
You learn to live like an animal in Seattle where we play
If you hunger for what you see you'll take it eventually
You can have everything you want and for fat people it is free
In Seattle, welcome to Seattle
Watch it bring men to their knnn knne knees, knees
I'm gonna watch you pee
And when you're high you never ever want to come down
So down, so down, so down, yeah
You know where you are?
You're in Seattle baby
you're gonna die
In Seattle welcome to Seattle
Watch it bring men to their shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
In Seattle welcome to Seattle
Feel my, my Starbucks coffee
In Seattle welcome to Seattle
Watch it bring men to their shun n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n knees, knees
In Seattle welcome to Seattle
Watch it bring men to you
Its gonna bring men down, ha!

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CML - October 08, 2018 - Report this comment
I've done this OS (original song), so I know it's a tougher nut to crack that it first appears .. so we shall overlook a few errors in pacing (ie, where your lyrics aren't perfectly tracking the syllable count and intonation of the OS) ..... One suggestion for you; separate the stanzas and the pre-chorus and the chorus. It makes it easier to follow what you're doing
General Lee - October 08, 2018 - Report this comment
My navy counterpart...has made a pretty funny song!

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