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Song Parodies -> "Alphaville City"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise City"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guns 'n' Roses

Parody Song Title:

"Alphaville City"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Guy Smiley: Hello there, and welcome to Darius Kamron Whitehead's parody you've been waiting for, I'm Guy Smiley, and this is the parody you've all been wanting to see! This song is called Alphaville City, sung by the LeapFrog Learning band! And heeeeeeeeere they are! Enjoy!
[Chorus: Leap and Lily]
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
(Take me there) Oh, won't you please take me there?
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
Oh, won't you please take me there?

[Verse 1: Leap]
I'm just a frog who's learning everything,
This is a song that I've been wanting to sing,
You know, I'm just your learning frog, who's always so smart,
I'll learn that in another time...
If you have reached the end of the line!

Words and letters, or so they say,
You gotta keep learning until you know everything,
You know, it's all into the Leapster Games,
You gotta play games all the time...
If it will only cost you a dime!

[Chorus: Leap and Lily]
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
(Take me there) Oh, won't you please take me there?
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
Oh, won't you please take me there?

[Verse 2: Lily]
I've always wanted to see all the letters,
I'm just a cute frog, who's getting much better,
Professor Quigley who's always in the factory,
He always learns with Tad the Frog,
And me, Lily!
I'm learning everyday, can't you see?

[Chorus: Leap and Lily]
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
(Take me there) Oh, won't you please take me there? Yeah, yeah!
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
Oh, won't you please take me there?

[Solo]

[Bridge: Tad]
It's Alllllphaville!
It's Allllllphavilllle!
It's Allllphaville!
It's Allllphavilllle!

[Verse 3: Guy Smiley]
If Kermit the Frog were here to see this,
He'd join the Learning band if he'd sing this,
He used to lecture things, on Sesame Street,
And he'd say "I'd be into his band,
Alright, man!
And then he'd join in the Learning Band!

[Chorus: Leap and Lily]
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
(Take me there) Oh, won't you please take me there? Yeah, yeah!
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where we all start to learn in the Learning Factory,
Oh, won't you please take me there?
There!

[Bridge: Kermit the Frog]
Take me down,
Take me down,
Oh, oh, take me there!
I wanna see how cool it can be,
Oh, won't you please take me there?
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where the frogs all learn at the Learning Factory,
Oh, won't you please take me there?
I wanna see, I wanna see,
Oh, won't you please take me there?
I wanna see, I wanna see,
Oh, won't you please take me there?

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro: Kermit the Frog, Leap, Lily, and Tad]
Ooh, take me down, Lily, spin me around,
Oh, won't you please take me there?
Take me down to Alphaville City,
Where the frogs all learn at every Learning Factory,
Oh, won't you please take me there?
I wanna see, I wanna see,
Oh, won't you please take me there, oh oh oh oh, yeah!
Thank you, everybody!

[End!]
Guy Smiley: Wonderful, wonderful, thank you very much, frogs! This is now the end of the song! LeapFrog belongs to LeapFrog Enterprises Inc., John Barbour, Michael C. Wood, Robert Lally, and Chris D'Angelo Productions! Kermit the Frog and I both belong to Sesame Workshop, Muppets Incorporated, and Jim Henson Productions! This is Guy Smiley, saying goodbye, so long for now, and hope you enjoyed it!
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead.

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