-> "Welcome to The Pasture (By Guns N' Butter)"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to the Jungle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Welcome to The Pasture (By Guns N' Butter)"
The Lyrics
Welcome to the pasture, you'll chew cud and gaze
We'll take everything you've got
Bossy, we've got the maize
You are the creatures who bovine everything you need
But if you got the uddahs, Bruddah
We'll give them a squeeze
In the pasture, welcome to the pasture
Watch me wringing on your ta, ta, ta ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, TEATS, teats
I wanna curd some cheese!!
Welcome to the pasture, we milk you twice a day
If you lactate, we're gonna squeeze
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very hefty girl, just what Elmer needs
You can taste that clover, Bossy
But you gotta get preg for me*
In the pasture, welcome to the pasture
Feel my, my, my milk machine (Mooo-ah!)
I wanna skim your CREAM!
(Moo-ah, moo-ah, moo-ah, moo-ah, moo-ah, moo-ah, moo-ah ...)
Welcome to the pasture, we make curds here every day
We'll make you graze like an animal
And turn the rest to whey*
And if you got a hunger for barley seeds
Keep calve-ing perpetually
You can have those alfalfa sprouts
But you better well produce for me
In the pasture, welcome to the pasture
Watch me wringing on your ta, ta, ta ,ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, TEATS, teats
Moooo-ah .. I'm gonna give a SQUEEZE
And when there's flies you never
Ever want to swat down
So down, so down, so down ... YEAH!
YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
You're in the pasture, Bessie
You got cow PI-I-I-IEEES!
In the pasture, welcome to the pasture
Watch me wring it from your ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Teats, Teats
In the pasture, welcome to the pasture
Wield my, my, my milk machine
In the pasture, welcome to the pasture
Watch me bring it to your ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta Teats, Teats
Down in the pasture, welcome to the pasture
Watch us wring it from your ..
We're gonna bring you sprouts! HUH!
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