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Song Parodies -> "Knockin' On My Front Door"
Original Song Title:
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guns n' Roses
Parody Song Title:
"Knockin' On My Front Door"
Parody Written by:
Phantom Hitchhiker
The Lyrics
Someone keep these guys from me!
I can't take it anymore.
I am afraid they'll convert me.
I can hear them knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knocin' on my front door. Oooh, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Time to hide out under the ground.
I can't do this anymore.
Jehova's Witness comes around
and they start knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
(three sharp knocks on the door)
JEHOVA'S WITNESS:
Sir, have you found the love of God? You should because from dust you came and to dust you shall return.
GUY:
Go away, dude!
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Oooh, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh, oh,oh, yeah, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, no.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door!
Oh, whoa.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Aow.
I can't take it anymore.
I am afraid they'll convert me.
I can hear them knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knocin' on my front door. Oooh, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Time to hide out under the ground.
I can't do this anymore.
Jehova's Witness comes around
and they start knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
(three sharp knocks on the door)
JEHOVA'S WITNESS:
Sir, have you found the love of God? You should because from dust you came and to dust you shall return.
GUY:
Go away, dude!
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Hey, hey, hey-hey, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Oooh, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh, oh,oh, yeah, yeah.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
knock-knock-knockin' on my front door. Ooh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, no.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door.
Knock-knock-knockin' on my front door!
Oh, whoa.
Oh!
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Aow.
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You're gonna catch alot of flak for this parody, but I liked it! I'm sick of people telling me to find God too. If he (He?) is really a god, he can find me.
This was hillarious! Damn Jehova witnesses!
jehovahs witnesses aqre bloody pests so i share your sentiment totally.
jehovahs witnesses aqre bloody pests so i share your sentiment totally.
"They always tell us that during an earthquake, you should stand in a doorway for safety. You realize that when the big one hits, the only people left are going to be Jehovah's Witnesses and Amway salesmen!" -- Johnny Carson
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